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What's even better, Hemworth is one of the stars of Thor, coming to theaters this coming May. Check out the trailer and do take note of 1:45-1:46 *fans self*
xOxO~Shenna
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Monday, January 17, 2011
On To The Next
I have left Potter (at least until July). Yes, ladies and gents the rumors are true Harry James Potter and I have separated. My wondering eye just couldn't keep itself in place and has landed me into the arms of (only in my head) Mr. Chris Hemsworth. YESSSSS LORD VOLDEMORT!!!
What's even better, Hemworth is one of the stars of Thor, coming to theaters this coming May. Check out the trailer and do take note of 1:45-1:46 *fans self*
xOxO~Shenna
What's even better, Hemworth is one of the stars of Thor, coming to theaters this coming May. Check out the trailer and do take note of 1:45-1:46 *fans self*
xOxO~Shenna
Wednesday, January 12, 2011
Why Twitter Has Failed Me
Twitter makes me angry sometimes you know why? It's because you start out with an agenda that you will follow interesting people who have interesting things to say, and over time those interesting people become less interesting with even more less interesting things to say. Then you get caught in the "I like this Tweeter, but what they retweet is just, UGH!" Trust I know, that is the very bind I find myself in right now.
I like to think of myself as a kind, sweet, and tolerant person, but Twitter has me walking on a fine line of "Bitch Get Off My TL (time line) With Your Spamming and Nonsense", and "What an Intellectual Tweet that was."
So here we are with a list of Twitter rules I feel every fellow Tweeter should follow.
1. If the Tweet was sent out over 24 hours ago DO NOT Retweet it!
2. Spamming is a no no and you will go go right off of my following list.
3. I don't care about who is following you, if I did, I would be stalking your followers list.
4. Follow Friday's have gotten out of hand. I am grateful that you like my Tweets however, spamming my TL with a giant generated list of #FF shout outs will get you an automatic pass to Unfollow Me Friday hell.
5. If someone takes the time out to Tweet you (and you're not a celebrity) due at least acknowledge them. Stating that you don''t have the time to answer back makes you look like an ass because if you didn't have the time then you wouldn't be tweeting in the first place.
6. STOP SENDING ME KANYE TWEETS! I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK WHAT HE HAS TO SAY!
7. Since I've checked Twitter was a place of free speech so if you don't like what someone has to say, hit UNFOLLOW.
8. This is not a dating service. If you need help in that department call Oprah, or visit eharmony.com
9. Follow for Follow? Fuck no! The end!
10. STOP FOR THE LOVE OF POTTER spamming celebrity Twitter accounts with I love you's, can you please follow me, say hi to me, I will die if you don't..., please look at this. It's pathetic people. really.
11. Don't get offended when someone decides not to follow you. Their follows should not be imperative to your everyday life. If you're that desperate... well I have no words for you.
12. Twitter is not intended for extended conversations. If you have something to say that's more than the allotted 140 character limit, send it in an email.
xOxO~Shenna
I like to think of myself as a kind, sweet, and tolerant person, but Twitter has me walking on a fine line of "Bitch Get Off My TL (time line) With Your Spamming and Nonsense", and "What an Intellectual Tweet that was."
So here we are with a list of Twitter rules I feel every fellow Tweeter should follow.
1. If the Tweet was sent out over 24 hours ago DO NOT Retweet it!
2. Spamming is a no no and you will go go right off of my following list.
3. I don't care about who is following you, if I did, I would be stalking your followers list.
4. Follow Friday's have gotten out of hand. I am grateful that you like my Tweets however, spamming my TL with a giant generated list of #FF shout outs will get you an automatic pass to Unfollow Me Friday hell.
5. If someone takes the time out to Tweet you (and you're not a celebrity) due at least acknowledge them. Stating that you don''t have the time to answer back makes you look like an ass because if you didn't have the time then you wouldn't be tweeting in the first place.
6. STOP SENDING ME KANYE TWEETS! I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK WHAT HE HAS TO SAY!
7. Since I've checked Twitter was a place of free speech so if you don't like what someone has to say, hit UNFOLLOW.
8. This is not a dating service. If you need help in that department call Oprah, or visit eharmony.com
9. Follow for Follow? Fuck no! The end!
10. STOP FOR THE LOVE OF POTTER spamming celebrity Twitter accounts with I love you's, can you please follow me, say hi to me, I will die if you don't..., please look at this. It's pathetic people. really.
11. Don't get offended when someone decides not to follow you. Their follows should not be imperative to your everyday life. If you're that desperate... well I have no words for you.
12. Twitter is not intended for extended conversations. If you have something to say that's more than the allotted 140 character limit, send it in an email.
xOxO~Shenna
Tuesday, January 11, 2011
When I Grow Up I Want To Be...
Often I wonder where I would I be had I pursued my childhood dreams. I remember being a little girl and going through that phase of wanting to be a ballerina, doctor, queen, and actress, but not one of them stuck with me like being a paleontologist did. I remember struggling with wanting to be both The Little Mermaid and a famous digger upper of dinosaur bones.
I guess all fingers could be ppointed at the movie The Land Before Time (1988). I was about 4 years old when that movie came out and all I can remember was being so in love with Sara the triceratops, and Ducky. Of course at that age, I fell in love with a lot of things (see 1989 when I went through my Little Mermaid Phase and) and so I was a bit sketchy on who/what I wanted to be in life.
22 years have passed since then and I still find myself thinking about my old aspirations. What if I would've taken that road of paleontology? Would I be happier in life? Would I feel much more fulfilled? Can I really bring my BIGGEST childhood dream to fruition? What I'm afraid of most is that I may never get the answer to those questions. That inner Mary Leakey in me keeps piping up whenever I make a decision about my career goals, and it makes me question a lot of things in my life.
There seems to be no room for the what ifs in the land of adulthood when it comes to those types of decisions. Have many of you put your childhood dreams on the back burner or hidden deep within a closet because reality has a totally different plan for you? I try to carry out as many of my dreams as I possibly can, but I can say that I envy those that are able to pursue whatever it is their hearts desire.
Now, I don't have kids or a husband waiting at home for me nor do I have some amazing career that I am scared to walk away from, so I know what is truly holding me back, is my enemy by the name of failure. I struggle with being afraid of failing, not just anyone, but myself. Failing to do what it is that I set out to do has been my enemy all of my life. My head is all "do what you know will work", and my heart is all "but you will never know unless you try." BLAH!
What I want is to just jump with a leap of faith and see where it takes me, but alas life, dear sweet life has not afforded me with a heart and head that agrees with each other and so I am left in the middle. I straddle on the fence of realistic and unrealistic ideas and it about drives me coo coo bananas.
And so my point of this post is this, whether or not your ideas, dreams, goals from your childhood seemed attainable don't talk or think yourself out of it, go for it!
xOxO~Shenna
I guess all fingers could be ppointed at the movie The Land Before Time (1988). I was about 4 years old when that movie came out and all I can remember was being so in love with Sara the triceratops, and Ducky. Of course at that age, I fell in love with a lot of things (see 1989 when I went through my Little Mermaid Phase and) and so I was a bit sketchy on who/what I wanted to be in life.
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| Me at the age of 4 (glasses and bone not included) |
22 years have passed since then and I still find myself thinking about my old aspirations. What if I would've taken that road of paleontology? Would I be happier in life? Would I feel much more fulfilled? Can I really bring my BIGGEST childhood dream to fruition? What I'm afraid of most is that I may never get the answer to those questions. That inner Mary Leakey in me keeps piping up whenever I make a decision about my career goals, and it makes me question a lot of things in my life.
There seems to be no room for the what ifs in the land of adulthood when it comes to those types of decisions. Have many of you put your childhood dreams on the back burner or hidden deep within a closet because reality has a totally different plan for you? I try to carry out as many of my dreams as I possibly can, but I can say that I envy those that are able to pursue whatever it is their hearts desire.
Now, I don't have kids or a husband waiting at home for me nor do I have some amazing career that I am scared to walk away from, so I know what is truly holding me back, is my enemy by the name of failure. I struggle with being afraid of failing, not just anyone, but myself. Failing to do what it is that I set out to do has been my enemy all of my life. My head is all "do what you know will work", and my heart is all "but you will never know unless you try." BLAH!
What I want is to just jump with a leap of faith and see where it takes me, but alas life, dear sweet life has not afforded me with a heart and head that agrees with each other and so I am left in the middle. I straddle on the fence of realistic and unrealistic ideas and it about drives me coo coo bananas.
And so my point of this post is this, whether or not your ideas, dreams, goals from your childhood seemed attainable don't talk or think yourself out of it, go for it!
xOxO~Shenna
Tuesday, January 4, 2011
Building Your Bridge In 2011 So YOU Can Get Over It
Greetings, and Happy New Year to all of you. I made a promise to myself last year (which was literally last week) that I would blog more, or at least, attempt to blog more. So here I am bringing you ways to get over the petty things in life.
1. It is not yours unless you are the original inventor, so BUILD A BRIDGE AND GET OVER IT if someone else decides to use the same idea.
2. Just because you're on YouTube, have x amount of followers on Twitter, or a shit ton of people have liked your stupid page on Facebook does NOT make you a celebrity, so BUILD A BRIDGE AND GET OVER IT.
3. Life is not fair, so BUILD A BRIDGE AND GET OVER IT if you're at home damning the rest of the world because life has dealt you crappy hand.
4. It's a TV show, so BUILD A BRIDGE AND GET OVER IT if your favorite character gets paired with another character that you are currently having a fantasy quarrel with.
5. You might call it being nice, but I call it kissing ass, so BUILD A BRIDGE AND GET OVER IT if you're trying to seek extra attention from a celebrity and they don't reply to you.
6. Celebrities are real people first, so BUILD A BRIDGE AND GET OVER IT if he/she has a love life. Go to sleep and dream about it, but NEVER insult the loved ones of your favorite celeb.
7. It's not me, it's you... no, really it is you, so BUILD A BRIDGE AND GET OVER IT.
8. If he/she wanted to include you, then you would be included, so BUILD A BRIDGE AND GET OVER IT if you're feeling left out. Go take a nap, you'll be better for it.
9. Somewhere over the rainbow there's a pot of gold, so BUILD A BRIDGE AND GET OVER IT because you will never find it.
10. Your fave show is on hiatus, so BUILD A BRIDGE AND GET OVER IT I don't need to hear or read about it every single day. If you're life is at a standstill because you're fave show is on a break here's an idea, get a life!
xOxO~Shenna
1. It is not yours unless you are the original inventor, so BUILD A BRIDGE AND GET OVER IT if someone else decides to use the same idea.
2. Just because you're on YouTube, have x amount of followers on Twitter, or a shit ton of people have liked your stupid page on Facebook does NOT make you a celebrity, so BUILD A BRIDGE AND GET OVER IT.
3. Life is not fair, so BUILD A BRIDGE AND GET OVER IT if you're at home damning the rest of the world because life has dealt you crappy hand.
4. It's a TV show, so BUILD A BRIDGE AND GET OVER IT if your favorite character gets paired with another character that you are currently having a fantasy quarrel with.
5. You might call it being nice, but I call it kissing ass, so BUILD A BRIDGE AND GET OVER IT if you're trying to seek extra attention from a celebrity and they don't reply to you.
6. Celebrities are real people first, so BUILD A BRIDGE AND GET OVER IT if he/she has a love life. Go to sleep and dream about it, but NEVER insult the loved ones of your favorite celeb.
7. It's not me, it's you... no, really it is you, so BUILD A BRIDGE AND GET OVER IT.
8. If he/she wanted to include you, then you would be included, so BUILD A BRIDGE AND GET OVER IT if you're feeling left out. Go take a nap, you'll be better for it.
9. Somewhere over the rainbow there's a pot of gold, so BUILD A BRIDGE AND GET OVER IT because you will never find it.
10. Your fave show is on hiatus, so BUILD A BRIDGE AND GET OVER IT I don't need to hear or read about it every single day. If you're life is at a standstill because you're fave show is on a break here's an idea, get a life!
xOxO~Shenna
Friday, April 24, 2009
The Guide to Eye Sexin'
On my Facebook account I like to share one random fact about myself and today my random fact was: "If I am interested in a guy I will make that very apparent... I'm aggressive in that way. So, if I don't come up to you first, touch you, smile at you, or practically have sex with you via eye contact, then I'M NOT INTERESTED!!!"
I had a couple of people ask me "so, what exactly is eye sex?" Here I plan to explain what I mean by eye sexin'.
Eye sex or sexin' is basically the stare down of two people who are interested in or attracted to each other.
1. It can take place anywhere at anytime.
2. There are no rules that says that eye sexing has to lead to an actual introduction however, that would be great!
3. Eye sexing is only to be done with one person at any given time. There is no 3-way eye sexing or anything of that nature you freaks!
4. Eye sexin' is not an invite to have actual coitus. It's just merely setting the stage to a formal introduction to a potential new "friend".
5. Be aware that at some point that person may come up to you. Don't think you will just eye sex for the entire night. Be prepared to have something to talk about. Also be prepared for the person to sound like Mike Tyson or Paris Hilton :)
6. If you attempt to eye sex someone who's not obviously eye sexing you back you are going to look dumb and they might think you have a staring problem.
7. PLEASE BE AWARE if you are eye sexing someone and their partner is there too, you may be in for a beat down... just sayin.
8. Sunglasses + Eyes sexing = DO NOT WORK. Why? because how can they tell you are looking at them if your eyes are covered, silly!
9. Eye sexing can be a hazard if you are not paying attention. Please make sure you watch where you are going because if you fall or trip all eye sexing points are lost and you will look like an idiot.
10. If you have crusty eyes do not attempt to eye sex anyone until you get yourself together.
11. Last but not least, don't make your eye sexing so freakin' obvious. You need to take breaks in between eye sexing. Take this time to maybe use your mini bottle of Clear Eyes because just like actual sex, you need to keep lubricated or it's going to hurt!
haha!
xOxO~Shenna P.
I had a couple of people ask me "so, what exactly is eye sex?" Here I plan to explain what I mean by eye sexin'.
Eye sex or sexin' is basically the stare down of two people who are interested in or attracted to each other.
1. It can take place anywhere at anytime.
2. There are no rules that says that eye sexing has to lead to an actual introduction however, that would be great!
3. Eye sexing is only to be done with one person at any given time. There is no 3-way eye sexing or anything of that nature you freaks!
4. Eye sexin' is not an invite to have actual coitus. It's just merely setting the stage to a formal introduction to a potential new "friend".
5. Be aware that at some point that person may come up to you. Don't think you will just eye sex for the entire night. Be prepared to have something to talk about. Also be prepared for the person to sound like Mike Tyson or Paris Hilton :)
6. If you attempt to eye sex someone who's not obviously eye sexing you back you are going to look dumb and they might think you have a staring problem.
7. PLEASE BE AWARE if you are eye sexing someone and their partner is there too, you may be in for a beat down... just sayin.
8. Sunglasses + Eyes sexing = DO NOT WORK. Why? because how can they tell you are looking at them if your eyes are covered, silly!
9. Eye sexing can be a hazard if you are not paying attention. Please make sure you watch where you are going because if you fall or trip all eye sexing points are lost and you will look like an idiot.
10. If you have crusty eyes do not attempt to eye sex anyone until you get yourself together.
11. Last but not least, don't make your eye sexing so freakin' obvious. You need to take breaks in between eye sexing. Take this time to maybe use your mini bottle of Clear Eyes because just like actual sex, you need to keep lubricated or it's going to hurt!
haha!
xOxO~Shenna P.
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